So one day, Master A (Mr. Zenitum) comes walking up to me and asks me if I’d like it to write an article for a magazine. Sure, I figured, after first wondering why the hell me, but I guess he’s pulled crazier stunts.

So I went at it, writing an article for a column called ‘Trend Setters’, trying my best to creatively describe my otherwise anything-but-special life. Then the photographer came, and that lovely unsettling feeling of being in front of a camera set in. We staged a few poses, just to make me look all that more natural, and off he went. In the mean time I gave my article to Master A for translation, as it was for a Korean magazine transformation, making it sound pretty much nothing like me at all. Ah well.

And here we are, fully translated, printed, and spread out to be read by all 5 readers. Or something. I’ll let the photos do the talking, but let me just finish up by saying that this blond, Lady GaGa loving guy can’t wait go come home to his cutie cutie MacBook for a nice cuddle in bed. Oh, how lonely I feel.. *

* Note: This article may contain sarcasm.